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1	We are the best of friends - \|The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	15
2	Does it hurt when you do this? - \|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	11
3	Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? - \|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	15
4	What is your problem? - \|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	17
5	You're in great health - \|Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	17
6	Driving exams worry me - \|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	8
7	The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients - \|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	19
8	Problems remembering - \|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	14
9	Doctor, should I file my nails? - \|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	13
10	I would like to havea second opinion - \|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	14
11	I think I need a pair of glasses - \|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	12
12	Put me into a fighting mood - \|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	12
13	Get me an ambulence now - \|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	13
14	Consultation fees - \|A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	13
15	Question and answer jokes - \|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	11
16	Actual stupid questions asked - \|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	17
17	That's a real bargain - \|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	8
18	Rules for hunting lawyers - \|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of atto...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	12
19	Excess billing hours - \|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	14
20	Ounces of brain for sale - \|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the ...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	10
21	What type of tracks? - \|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	15
22	Solving a dispute - \|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	15
23	Lawyers take everything - \|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	13
24	Lawyers give irrelevant information - \|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	8
25	The devil's offer - \|The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	12